I’m the mayor of the gym! At least, on Foursquare.
If you are unfamiliar with Foursquare, it’s a location-based social networking app. Basically you can check in everywhere you go and when you check in more than anyone else, you get to be the mayor. In theory, you’re supposed to get benefits for Mayorship. In reality, you really don’t get anything.
But being the mayor of the gym does say something: I go there a lot! Here’s proof: